The Pointless Message: Part 2

28 years old from Manchester:

"What a smile! You're the perfect example of a real woman, curvy and warm, you look great x shame I'm so far away! X"

He can tell that I'm both real and warm all the way from behind a computer screen in Manchester.  

First Messages: Part 15

38 years old from Booker

"How are. You ?xx"

The fragmented robot.

First Messages: Part 14

26 years old from the Netherlands

"U must be one awesome person!"

No, actually I'm five! 

First Messages: Part 13

52 years old from Italy

"Ti adoro.
Dario."

Wrong language and you're older than my father.  Other than that...

First Messages: Part 12

26 years old from Staines

"Hey how are you lol dino pic haha nice well you seem cool so

Are you ticklish on feet and tummy would you be tickled for fun maybe tied? Not sex lol actually tickling

So if you like let me no"

There are no words.

First Messages: Part 11

34 years old from Southampton

"Hello :) 

I love your profile, maybe if you have time it would be nice to make a friend and get to know you :) and maybe even enjoy your company with me on an European tour if your up for it! ;) 

Do have a great day :)

Andy"

Smilie faces are not punctuation.

First Messages: Part 10

32 years old from Bognor Regis

"Hi,

I'm Dan, so tell me something are all Libra women as geeky as you, or are you just a one off!? ;)"

As far as I'm aware, womankind doesn't hold that type of information on a central register.